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Bitchslicer By: Black Angel |
The city of brotherly love has a most vile and evil beast that lurks through its streets. This beast, my friend, is a band called Bitchslicer! Although we know the band is signed to World Eater Records, not much else is known. For the second week in a row, we are in the dark. hahahaha! The disc we have today is entitled "Cum Inside", the cover is very amusing. It features three green, alien-lookin' Hermaphrodites having a three-way fuck/murder fest. After staring in awe at the cover, I was hysterically excited to see what Bitchslicer was about. Boys and girls, nothing could have prepared me for all of the Thrashin', slammin' and moshin' I was about to be engulfed in. "Cum Inside" is jammed packed with Oldschool Thrash/Punk/Metal tunes, in the vein of a few bands such as Anthrax (before they sucked), D.R.I., Prong and Metal Church. Indeed, I have taken a much needed strole down memory lane. To make my trip much more joyful, the band even does a punk version of a Hank Williams tune.
"Drag My Own Coffin To Hell" starts the madness off. Believe me when I say this song is a moshin' anthem that could have been released long ago. I don't know whether I wanna break something or go run my car into a brick wall. Seriously, everything about this song is just nasty, from the blazing guitar riffs to the insatiable leadbreak, from start to finish it's a killer. The next track to catch my attention is "Evil Awakening", yet another barnburner of ferocious Thrash Metal ecstasy. This time around, the drums and bass seem to be the driving force of the track. However, the leadbreak will please every guitar demon within twenty miles. One thing to be noted is that the majority of the songs on this album are under three minutes in length, this gives the album more of a Punk Rock feel. "Sodomancer" is another hymn crammed full of chunky speed riffs and thundering drum lines. Once again the leadbreak is fucking nuts! This time it reminds me of something that would have came directly off of one of the first Metal Church albums. Title track, "Cum Inside", is where the band loses me a little bit. The music isn't bad at all, in fact it's awesome, but the lyrics are a little too over the top for my tastes. As I mentioned earlier, the band does a Hank Williams track, the tune they cover is none other than "Your Cheatin' Heart". I was so very amused with this song that I had to listen to it at least three times before I went on to the next tune. The band tones down a good bit for this track but they still maintain that nasty Punk attitude and even scream out the word "Motherfucker"! I have been very impressed with this band, as matter of fact, I have found myself jamming this disc more than others because the bulk of everything out at the current moment makes me sick! Besides, these guys are fucking sick musicians! If this album were to fall into the right hands, the band would be snatched up and signed faster than you can say shallow grave and this cd is only five bucks. You will not find music this fucking good for a better price anywhere! What are you waiting on, go buy the fucking cd and get your teeth kicked in! |
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